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ode to West of Cairo; a 1980s band from Las Vegas fronted by Johnny Punish with his family playing supporting roles

lyrics

When you're Kryptonite Moe and the Richy Karma Gang
You get yourself a drum and go du-lang du-lang
Going on a grift or ego-centric trip
You better take cover cause the worlds about to slip when

Jackie says jump Roger says how high
Sorry turtle dove I'm just makin' trailer pie
While I steal your song and eat your brain sorry
Devon baby maybe O.G. was too insane, it goes ...

Upside Down and all over town
The people hear the cry and the music hit the ground an'
You never hear the call like the phone never rang
When you're the Kryptonite Moe and the Richy Karma Gang

ew ew ew, its time for the show
ew ew ew, the bands on the go
ew ew ew, it's a click clack bang
When you're the Kryptonite Moe and the Richy Karma Gang

Me me me moe-knees never never wrong
Its' everybody's fault like the guy who wrote this song
Drama party girl is the queen of the show when
West of Cairo burned the people want to know if

Richy is a good guy who shines like his car
or a bag full of thorns while he laughed at my guitar
He can drum with smile putting Debbie on a leash
While his crazy family mami cuts him off at the knees ...they go....

While Biv and his bong and the Skeletone-nees
They dirty pitch for money they know what I mean
There's Brian Jay Strummer at the Sports Pub Bar
He tried to say hello but he didn't get too far....

ew ew ew, in the midnight sun
ew ew ew, let's get to the fun
ew ew ew, it's a click clack bang
When you're Kryptonite Moe and the Richy Karma Gang

ew ew ew, an she's alright
ew ew ew, in the middle of the night
ew ew ew, the band was in the tank
When you're Kryptonite Moe and the Richy Karma Gang

ew ew ew, what's wrong with your head
ew ew ew, Chuck B's not dead
ew ew ew, too much beer you must of drank
When you're Kryptonite Moe and the Richy Karma Gang

credits

from The Strange Story of Johnny Punish Vol. 2: Rocker (2010​-​2016), released September 25, 2016
Written by Johnny Punish
Produced by Johnny Punish, Dan and David Cordero
Mastered by Black Dog Mastering Studios

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Johnny Punish Ensenada, Mexico

Former punk rock lead singer from 90s underground band Twisted Nixon (1996-2002) Johnny Punish is now pushing his artistic boundaries into the 21st century creating diverse music that matters. In addition, he's also engaging around the world as a global social justice political activist, eco-activist, socially responsible businessman, and syndicated writer.. ... more

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